i bought a pair of jeans and for some reason they smell SO STRONGLY of smoke??? not like cigarette smoke, but like, lit matches. and i already put them through the wash but all that did was mAKE EVERYTHING ELSE I WASHED SMELL LIKE SMOKE

sometimes i remember the time nick and i fell asleep while he was playing fallout, and we were just sitting next to each other when we fell asleep but when i woke up we were cuddled up with our foreheads touching and his arm draped over me

that shit is fuckin CUTE

my second driving lesson went really well! except for the few times i ran into the curb!

i also saw a bunch of chipmunks and a rabbit

i-am-a-fish:

waxydoll:

i-am-a-fish:

lifescrewsallofus:

i-am-a-fish:

teardropsonthemoon:

i-am-a-fish:

lit-fuccer:

i-am-a-fish:

nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

letmebegaytodd:

Fallout 4 Gothic

  • You wake up cold. Your son is missing. You return to your home. Is it your home? Yes, of course it is.
  • You stumble across a town. Covenant? Everything is clean. The townsfolk smile at you. Their smiles stay. You begin to wonder if their faces are stuck like that. You hear faint static. The static increases the harder you look at them. You feel an uneasy sense of dread. They ask you to stay for dinner. You decline and turn to leave.The door won’t open.
  • Your arm is severed by a deathclaw. You fight back the pain and sleep on a dirty mattress. You awake to find your arm reattached. Your fingers do not feel like your own.
  • Everywhere are skeletons. Sometimes you hear rattling behind you. You turn and out of the corner of your eye a skeletal hand moves. You don’t mention it to your companion. They already know.
  • You take a sip of nuka cola. Still carbonated. Hasn’t it been 200 years? Your geiger counter begins to scream. You decide not to drink anymore.
  • The same songs play over again on the radio. The radio dj is almost always crying. Part of you wonders if he really exists. Most of you doesn’t want to know.
  • You found your son. At least you think you have. You wish you hadn’t.

brokehorrorfan:

The first trailer for Halloween has come home. Fans are understandably
apprehensive about the new film retconning continuity by ignoring all of
the sequels, but I think the trailer should quell any trepidation.

Jamie Lee Curtis returns to reprise
her role as Laurie Strode 40 years later. Her past trauma has turned her into a
Sarah
Connor-esque warrior, hellbent on protecting her family from Michael Myers upon his inevitable return. It looks like she will be filling Dr. Loomis’ shoes.

Judy Greer, Andi Matichak, Will Patton, and Virginia Gardner round out
the cast. James Jude Courtney dons the iconic Michael Myers mask, along
with
original “The Shape” actor Nick Castle for select scenes.

John Carpenter, director of the 1978 genre-defining classic, is on board as executive producer. Perhaps even more exciting, he will be composing the film’s score. Jason Blum (Get Out, Happy Death Day) also produces.

Halloween opens on October 19 via Blumhouse and Universal. It’s directed by David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express, Joe) from a
script he co-wrote with actor Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down, Alien: Covenant) and
Jeff Fradley (Vice Principals).

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