aly’s tip corner

feeling lonely while your bfs are off doing stuff and you’re stuck at home?

wrap yourself up in a coat one of them left with you that is absolutely soaked in his cologne for comfort

ignore the fact that it’s a thick winter coat and it’s 90 degrees in your room

sweat yourself unconscious

water-chipped:

whatever else happens in vault 76, i hope these damn trophies are canon

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“Best Looking Hair”

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Cleanest Toilet Award

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“Performance Award: Vault Hall Monitor”

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“Outstanding Achievement Award: In appreciation for your commitment and dedication to our isolation program. Sacrificing many so some can live.”

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“Excellence in Bravery: In recognition of the canned mystery meat experiment. You volunteered to eat when no one else would. We are proud of you and glad you are not dead.”

yikes

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“Annual Vault Halloween Costume Contest 1st Place”

@teslanik

just saw a pad advertisement saying like “this pad is for the BADASS WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE” or whatever and like

okay

do badass women bleed differently from cowardly women or smth

does that pad also soak up blood from wounds that these badass women receive in battle? like, you start bleeding from the throat and the pad teleports the blood from your neck to your panties?

that’d be pretty cool, but if that’s not what your pad does, i aint interested