me at a bar: can i get a jack and coke?
bartender: is pepsi ok?
me: sure i guess
bartender: alright *mixes me a glass of pepsi and coke*
teslanik replied to your post: “also, upon seeing the butt jiggle physics that were removed from…”:
AN OUTRAGE
press H for Heresy
also, upon seeing the butt jiggle physics that were removed from Agony, my immediate thought was how outraged i assume Nick and his booty-loving cronies would be lmao
in all seriousness though
the appeal of Agony was the fact that it was offering a gruesome, unflinching, horrifying depiction of Hell. something legitimately disgusting and, yknow, hellish. that’s why it got the attention that it did.
to censor that kind of defeats the purpose
and i think the devs probably should have anticipated pretty much every official channel not wanting anything to do with that. Sony, Valve, etc. they’re not gonna want a game like that. and seeing the footage that was eventually removed, that much is EXTREMELY obvious. no, valve is not going to want you to show full-on dick-in-puss penetration followed by a bloody, what, abortion? sort of? no, absolutely no one is gonna want to sell that on their platforms.
i think the devs should have planned for that. putting it on steam or consoles should never have been part of the plan, because it just never, ever would have worked without cutting content. and the thing people WANTED from this game was uncut content
but more than that, presumably they backed themselves into a corner when it came to contracts or whatever, fine. but they should have been perfectly open and honest with backers and fans about it ahead of time. the entire process should have been transparent.
but there’s been a lot of smoke and mirrors, a lot of avoiding questions, a lot of flat out lack of answers. a lot of broken promises. and with a kickstarter, that shit is especially not gonna fly.
while watching the censored scene with the visible penetration and first-person fucking i was honestly just sitting there thinking “well this is basically just House Party”
i mean, it took a very drastic turn
but
yknow
hows it goin, dood
so I was initially thinking of getting Agony when it came out for consoles, but after all this censorship controversy I think I’m gonna skip it
that said, i just watched a video of the stuff that was censored, and i can’t help but think some of it is not even remotely on the same level
actual demon-rape-penetration is not even in the same ballpark as “her booty jiggles when she walks”
the booty jiggles are NOTHING why even censor that
i can only imagine that whoever was telling them what they can and cant show saw the booty jiggle first, and said “nah, cant do that”, and THEN saw the full-on penetration, both tentacle and penile alike, and promptly died right on the spot
DID YOU GET THE GLITCH WHERE HANK’S GUN CLIPS THROUGH HIS HAND DURING THE 2 CONNORS SCENE???
LMFAO I DID!!! I HAVE A VIDEO OF IT I WAS GONNA UPLOAD IT LATER
I also have a video of his face glitching out when he initially grabs the gun and stops the Connor’s fight
Im a bad person and i thought a spitroast was happening just by the writing of this post. Not sure whu
i promise you that porn of that already exists lmfao so you’re not too far off
OH CHRIST