i desperately want to post the cold open for s04e09 of brooklyn 99 and i have no way of doing so and i am SO UPSET BCUS I LOVE IT SO MUCH LMFAO

Circa 2015

Nick: You don’t drink coffee, right?
Me: Nah. I’ve only ever had it like, twice, and it was only good once.
Nick: Where’d you get it from?
Me: A friend brought it to school once and she FILLED it with milk and cream and stuff.
Nick: Oh, I can fill you with milk and cream if you want.
Me: I’m not interested in the devil’s nectar, sir.

there was so much exposition in the new magus bride chapter

we got more info about elias and more info about slay vegas, and more insight into elias and chise’s relationship and how they’re both growing as people

ACK i’m so psyched

(also elias just picking up chise and setting her in his lap. fuckin adorable)

LMFAO in one of these old Tsun & Dere episodes from like 2015 this fuckin conversation happened, probably recorded mere months before I told Nick I like him;

Me: What can I do here…
Nick: Me!
Me: Well…not on camera…
Nick: *flirtatious laughter*
Me: And we need Joey’s permission first
Joey: What?
Me: What?

i’m watching old episode of Tsun & Dere that Nick was in and even back then he still did that thing where I’d said “fuck” about something and he’d say “later”

but instead of joey being like “at least wait until i go to bed” like he is now, he’d say “i’m gonna KILL you, Nicholas”