sometimes i see gay characters in shows that have to pretend to be straight for whatever reason, and they’re always like “uh yeah…opposite sex, am i right….all the stuff they have….super good…”

and i always have this reaction of like, come on, it’s not that hard to come up with things that are good in the sex you arent attracted to.

and i think “i’m into guys but pretending to like girls wouldn’t be hard. girls are great, they’re cute and soft and fashionable, and butts and boobs are GREAT and their hair and their lips and legs and”

and then i remember that i’m bi

so it wouldnt be pretending