thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!
loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun
thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!
loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone
Me: Demanding that a girl suck your dick because you provide for her is fucked up. You can’t be like, “I bought you that lobster, the least you can do is let me make you throw it up.”
That’s fair and certainly good advice, I just feel awkward asking people to tag stuff. Especially bcus, to be honest, I have no idea what I’d ask them to tag it. It’s like, joke posts saying “kill all men” type stuff. I don’t know what they’d tag that lmfao.
And I also just. I mean they seem like they’re overall a nice person. I don’t think they actually have that type of super-toxic mindset. I’m confident they just found the posts funny, and it’d be hypocritical of me to be like “hey those jokes are offensive to me” bcus MAN I hate that type of attitude lmao, their sense of humor isn’t my business