Mégane à trois

Me: Are rabbit pupils round or elongated?
Aly: Round, I think
They don’t have devil-eyes like goats
Me: You know the devil is supposed to have goat eyes, not the other way around, right?
Aly: That’s what the goats want you to think

sirpercivalgraves:

annevbonny:

excuse me

Robot thirsting children 😂

melonmemes:

I sawed this country in half

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jontron-is-beautiful:

THAT’S AMAZING

This is Anti-The Whole Bus Clapped

Wholesome

coolcatgroup:

space-lesbo:

coolcatgroup:

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

She is listening

i’m watching an eight-hour long game grumps compliation

and there are ads every five minutes

why

i have a mole on my jaw that’s been there for years but for some reason i’m suddenly SUPER self-conscious about it

why this

russdom:

jacobtheloofah:

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables

@teslanik

mojave-red:

brosefvondudehomie:

the-great-mighty-dick:

Sometimes I wonder what modern movies are like. Then I see things .ike that and I’m kinda glad I wait 10+ years to see them secondhand in between commercials at a bar.

Its chaos

i still havent watched zootopia bcus i’m confident that one tiger would make me feel some type of way

and now i just stumble upon this fuckin hyena boy and i am Very Upset