Mégane à trois

Me: Aw shit, the election is Tuesday isn’t it?
Joey: Yep.
Me: Who are we voting for, again?
Joey: Uh, the democrats.
Me: No, you partisan schmuck, the POSITIONS.
Joey: …Partisan schmuck???

i’ll be real with ya’ll

i seriously want to just tap out of this election and ignore everything

i’m annoyed and tired

jlpaca:

I’m not even a Naruto fan but I love him

watercurse:

a match made in hell

octolinglesbian:

kagkik:

The only one who would ever just look at me… was you.

poop-tart:

I don’t know if this has been done yet but I need to get this out of my system because this overgrown child is killing me.

i’m especially salty about the chibi-robo mii fighter costume

like, what a huge middle finger

rubykgrant:

captioned-vines:

duanejosepholson:

How Bert snapped

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

these puppets are more real than real people