tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs
“Cave Johnson here,
So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”
Since we cant give pokemon bad names anymore we’re gonna commemorate all the ones whose names i cant legally change anymore or else theyll be lost forever
No but you do and im calling the police
Me: It’s like the boner guy from Golden Kamuy. Joey: Yeah. Me: I just assume that’s all that series is. Boners and poop. Joey: Pretty much. Me: It’s basically just Family Guy Joey:
deleting all these stupid fucking vent posts i’ve made bcus it’s goddamn embarrassing how much of a pathetic idiot i am
she said “so you and joey are together emotionally, and you and nick have the physical relationship?”
and i just, as a knee-jerk reaction, said “oh, no, joey and i have a physical relationship too”
and both she and joey (sitting next to me) fucking SPUTTERED and only then did i realize how blatantly i said “yeah i’m fucking him” to my own mother, and meanwhile she’s like “oh okay…uh…well as long as you…you know!” and was laughing while buried my face in my hands
but joey is offended that my mom didn’t think we were banging so there’s a lot going on
Mégane à trois 