Aly: Luffy and Ace aren’t actually brothers?
Me: Nah, they’re sworn brothers.
Aly: What the fuck??
So they’re just two buddies who like each other a lot?!
They’re just dudes bein’ dudes?!
Me: I mean, they were also raised together in the same house.
Aly: …
THEN SAY THEY’RE ADOPTED BROTHERS!
[Charlie Kelly voice] I CAN’T STOP CRYING ERNESTO
Me: *got marker ink on my shirt in class*
Aly: Oh, you’ve got chocolate on your shirt
*sticks out her tongue*
Me: That’s not chocolate
Aly: ?!
Me: It’s ink
Aly: !
*tongue recedes instantly*
JUST OPENED DEAD BY DAYLIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS AND UH HOLY SHIT
Me: *dealing with the threat of a possible breakup*
Pandora, which has never recommended a song to me before: Hey! We think you’ll LOVE “Let It Die” by Three Days Grace
Radio playing everywhere I go: How about five songs about a break-up in a row?
Me:
every day is Linktober in this house
Me: Was I talking in my sleep?
Aly: No
Me: Okay, so we didn’t have any conversations, those were all just dreams?
Aly: Yeah
Me: So I guess I wasn’t touching your butt either
Aly: No, that part was real
me trying to pull myself together after hours of sobbing over my problems
Mégane à trois 