russdom:

loafed-beans:

ivan-fyodorovich:

bort-the-champion-of-bears:

red-faced-wolf:

bort-the-champion-of-bears:

red-faced-wolf:

alotteofchar:

bort-the-champion-of-bears:

not-whataburger-official:

loanwonder7476:

March just means I get free pancakes and omelettes for life!

I’d starve

Starve to death

I’d be ok for a month or so and then off myself

IHOP makes good pancakes but that’s it

Bro I love IHOP. Get scrambled eggs with cheese and hash browns. Mix them together. Some bacon on the side and save the pancakes for last

Which one are you

Fucking subway

hey me too

why wait for starvation when we could just shoot ourselves with our matching webleys

I’d rather starve to death than have to eat Mickey Ds for the rest of my life

Arbys…. At least it isn’t August.

I’d get fat as hell eating nothing but Burger King, but those Hershey Pies are fucking worth it