i’ve mentioned this before but one of my coworkers tends to watch movies and tv shows on his phone while working

usually its horror movies or batman cartoons, which is fine, bcus i love horror movies and dont mind batman

but the other day, he was watching american pie, a movie i havent seen but know for a fact i hate based on its legacy and content

so i was pretty uncomfortable but i wasn’t about to say “hey man, turn that off bcus i dont like it” so i figured i’d just cringe and deal with it for an hour and a half (and i was correct about hating it without having seen it)

so it ended (after what felt like five hours), and then he immediately puts on american pie 2

and i was like “YOU BASTARD”

“THIS PROBABLY QUALIFIES AS SEXUAL HARASSMENT”

joey mentioned to me the other day that in the dover boys cartoon the love interest or whomever is described as “their fiancee”

like, all three of their’s

and i mean

hell fuckin yeah