“hello, i’m here to apply for this job involving menial labor and personal skills”
“*presents a resume featuring only camera work as previous job experience bcus it’s all i’ve ever fuckin done*”
i’m like, the worst type of person
any time i think about someone trying to hit on nick or joey i desperately wish that i could slide up with a big, noticeable ring on my finger and kiss them on the mouth like “hey baby~ how are you? who’s this?” and then lie through my teeth and pull the whole “hello, it’s so nice you meet you, i’m his wife!”
i haven’t done it yet obviously but DAMN i rly want to i’m the worst
i wanna learn to drive so i can easily get places, but i can’t pay for driving school until i get a job, but i’m nervous about getting a job when i’m not able to drive myself, but i can’t learn to drive or get a car until i have money, but
Mégane à trois 