roadhonk:

konkeydongcountry:

roadhonk:

the cat in the hat movie was made in a different timeline and wrongfully brought into ours

okay but the circumstances behind it are so fucked up

like, it was originally optioned by dreamworks in like 1997, and tim allen was to star in a screenplay that he wrote that he described like so:

“My dream is to give it the edge that scared me,” says the actor of his darker tale. ”Like Alien,
we’ll see very little of the cat. He’s a human being who turns into the
cat — like a werewolf or vampire — as he gets more and more frustrated
trying to deal with these children.”

i’m pretty sure that the universe attempted to prevent this nightmare by replacing it with another timeline’s cat in the hat movie, only for that to backfire spectacularly

holy fucking shit

“i’m making him the romantic lead!”

“why…why would you do that? they’re brother and sister…”

“yeah but, the audience doesn’t know that.”

DENNIS DON’T THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

i’ve never read an archie comic in my life but Riverdale looks hilarious

something about “he’s DEAD, ARCHIE!!” just hits me right in the laughbox

afro-elf:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

yall complain about ad targeting but then reblog weird ass memes like bode and here come dat boi and then mutate jokes until they’re completely unrecognizable “oh yeah why the fuck would tumblr think i wanted to see an ad for amish clickbait articles” because your interests make no sense, pal

“what could we sell to the kids this month? what are they into?”

“i literally have no fucking clue, jim.”