I have better things to do than to talk to my fiancee.
Joey, talking to his fiancee
dennis is so good looking in the more recent always sunny seasons and its rly fucking me up
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4.5 Dirty Harry
It doesn’t matter what I do or what I choose, I’m what’s wrong. There’s nothing I can do about it. If I’m not hurting myself, I’m hurting everyone around me and here’s nothing I can do about it. I’m… I’m broken. No You’re not. I am.
The Reveal™
my dad: [comes into the room in the middle of our conversation]
us: [stops talking to look at him]
my dad: no, keep talking, let’s hear it.
us: uh…okay…[continues]
my dad: [heckles every god damn word we say]
“…you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son.”
WOW
so my dad was talking to joey while i was upstairs bcus i guess he thought i couldnt hear him
and he said “it kills me when she says she’s gonna get a job, because what the hell is she gonna do?”
like jESUS CHRIST THANKS FOR THE FUCKING VOTE OF CONFIDENCE DAD
is there really a controversy about whether or not donald trump likes to piss on people
are we really resorting to kinkshaming the president
don’t we have anything better to do lmao
I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time
19.10.16
Mégane à trois 