“it’s a terrible thing to do to a person, so do it slowly, and make it especially painful”
alton don’t play to my kinks like that
The MCs as a k-pop group!!
I’ve been meaning to do this forever (ノ^∇^)ノ
Chef on Cutthroat Kitchen: I’m from Maryland…
Me: Yeah, you look like it.
had a dream last night that i apparently made friends with some immortal cat-centipede in my past life, and it came back to find me and i was fuckin terrified
it just wanted to be my friend but jesus it was scary, crawlin at me all freaky-like with its big bug eyes and legs but cat-body and head
ok yeah whatever glitch is happening with the talon company is pretty great actually
my karma is super high but they just don’t attack me. i just ran into a bunch of raiders and a yao guai and the talon mercs took all of them out for me
oh, now you unlock your door, as soon as i turn on the stealth boy
you fuckin son of a bitch
SIMMS WHY ISN’T YOUR HOUSE UNLOCKED
LET ME IN
thank god the man-hater didn’t win, jesus christ
okay so my charger is torn up enough to actually be sparking
this is bad
Mégane à trois 