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gamblegroomps:

danny__avidan Here’s a pre-NSP/Grumps picture from when I was 27.  This image could use a few more patterns.

Me: That onion has two smaller onions inside of it.
Joey: No, it does not.
Me: How would you know? Are you a botanist?
Joey: Are you?
Me: Yes, I am. I come from a FAMILY of botanists.
Joey: That’s an outright lie!
Me: How dare you!! You are disrespecting the name of my great grandpappy, Botanical Jones!
Joey: Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for disrespecting Botany Jones.
Me: BOTANICAL! YOU DID NOT KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH TO CALL HIM BOTANY!!!!

Me: okay i have like eight different stories that i have no idea what to do with. lets try and plan them out.
My Brain: WHY DON’T YOU WRITE A SEX SCENE?
Me: because there needs to be plot in this one
My Brain: NO HOW ABOUT IT’S JUST PORN?
Me: not this time! there needs to be character interaction and development and a story and–
My Brain: OK BUT MAKE THEM FUCK