“i’ve finally met a man i’m in love with in person but he’s also standing right next to my husband oh no what do i do”

“well you can actually be in two places at once, so there aren’t any rules.”

so you can cheat on him while he’s standing right in front of you and he’ll never know!

WONDERFUL

the-furious-fudanshi:

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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I actually want to fucken work today. Please I need the money. Just one day of baby sitting is enough. 🙇‍♂️