Soooo!

I drank a little bit of vodka yesterday. Like, barely any. Like, probably a fifth of a shot at best I think (mixed with a significant amount of vanilla coke, per Nick’s suggestion).

It was fuckin gross and made even something as sweet as soda taste like medicine lmao

But I feel okay. It kinda feels like I didn’t drink any at all and that nothing has changed, but honestly that’s much better than I was expecting. I’d rather feel no different than have some dumbass breakdown over it

I think I’ll have to find something that I actually like the taste of before I can drink a substantial amount. THEN we’ll have another bridge to cross lol. Something that doesn’t taste like medicine, ideally

Me: Oh, I get why you like Archer so much now.
Nick: What??
Me: Mallory. I mean, with all your old woman problems…
Nick: No. Stop right now
Me: The M in Mallory stands for “MILF”
Nick: NO IT STANDS FOR “MOTHERFUCKER I’M GONNA KILL YOU”

teslanik:

cryptid-crusader:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

tombstonettromboners:

soaleanmonterey:

f0rgemaster:

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

guess who met david hayter 

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

I absolutely love it.

@russdom @electrichandyman

you shoulda tagged @tokiro07 too

i got new glasses today and when the girl who gave them to me went to check if they fit right, she reached over and brushed some hair behind my ear to get a better look

and i was sitting there like