the conjuring or insidious? the devil’s rejects or house of 1000 corpses? nightmare on elm street or friday the 13th? the shining or the silence of the lambs? halloween or the texas chainsaw massacre? psycho or rear window? saw or hostel? paranormal activity or the blair witch project? sinister or the omen? the babadook or it (2017)? it follows or get out?
Tag: about aly
You are my slave and you only exist for my amusement, you stupid fucking rat
yknow, come to think of it, i dont rly have much of any “pride” in stuff that isnt in my control
where i’m from, what i am, etc
no baltimore/maryland pride, no american pride, no female pride, no bisexual pride, a little bit of poly pride but that was partially a choice so i guess that’s not entirely the same?
that’s not to say i’m ashamed of any of these things, of course. they just don’t feel like they’re anything worth being proud of? i didn’t DO anything. i’m not SPECIAL bcus of it or anything. it’s just what i am.
huh
like no seriously
the devil whispering to her, tempting her with all sorts of devil-like shit, telling her to undress, walking slowly around and behind her, gently sliding a hand onto her shoulder, and leaning in close to her ear and whispering “i will guide thy hand” like uh? was that supposed to be grade-a erotica? bcus it was
sometimes i see gay characters in shows that have to pretend to be straight for whatever reason, and they’re always like “uh yeah…opposite sex, am i right….all the stuff they have….super good…”
and i always have this reaction of like, come on, it’s not that hard to come up with things that are good in the sex you arent attracted to.
and i think “i’m into guys but pretending to like girls wouldn’t be hard. girls are great, they’re cute and soft and fashionable, and butts and boobs are GREAT and their hair and their lips and legs and”
and then i remember that i’m bi
so it wouldnt be pretending
Computer: Are you sure you’d like to uninstall this program?
Me, who has never watched a single episode of Bokurano: UNINSTALL UNINSTALL KONO HOSHI NO MUSUU NO INOCHI NO HITOTSU DA TO—


and

i live my life in two modes:
- spongebob quotes
- always sunny quotes
GOOD NEWS, I love this type of shit lmfao @reireithesmilefaerie
Shuffle ya music and post the first 10 songs.
- Hypnogaja – Looking Glass (I’ve been listening to this song for like a decade)
- A Life Divided – Feel
- Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk
- Framing Hanley – Criminal
- Aesthetic Perfection – Love Like Lies
- The Birthday Massacre – Blue (also been listening to this one forever)
- The Devil’s Carnival 2 (David Hasslehoff) – Only By Design
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Sacrilege
- Caravan Palace – Lone Digger
- BOGA – Nowhere to Run (HELL YEAH)
I tag all my mutuals but I’m too lazy to actually type all their urls lmao so Go For It (If You Want)
a non-exhaustive list of my favorite memes:
- “IT’S NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER”
- Aaron Paul screaming face
- “NUT” button
- “Delicious. Finally some good fucking food.”
- Spongegar
- “Have you ever heard a soccer ball break a window?” “No.” “W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O ? !”