Me: *listening to a song*
Song: Well, I’ve got two lovers, and I’m not ashamed
Me: Nice, nice
Song: Darlin’, well, you know that I can tell,
That when I look at you, you think that I’m untrue,
‘Cause I say that I love two
Me: Okay, fair enough
Song: But you’re a split personality, and in reality,
Both of them are you
Me: WHAT