You know what they say; two men enter, one man leaves!
Aly’s dad upon learning that Aly is in a poly relationship (via tokiro07)
You know what they say; two men enter, one man leaves!
Dad: How are things?
Me: Everything’s fine, we’re still trying to figure out our plans for Christmas.
Dad: Oh, honey, anything is fine. Christmas isn’t real. Time isn’t real.
Me: …O…okay…
My Dad: What’s show is this?
Me: Always Sunny.
My Dad: Wait, the one in Philadelphia??