when your girlfriend knocks equivalent exchange flat on its ass because she loves you so much she wants to give a lot more than half of her life to you
when your boyfriend proposes(!!!!) to you with no warning whatsoever and you expose urself with how much you love him back and you gotta make some shit up to look less whipped
Fuse those two men together and you get the epitome of manliness
oh sure, fuse those two together and you get “a paragon of masculinity and justice”, but when I fuse my daughter and my dog suddenly it’s “incredibly illegal” and “spitting in the eyes of God”
Mégane à trois 