Circa 2015

Nick: You don’t drink coffee, right?
Me: Nah. I’ve only ever had it like, twice, and it was only good once.
Nick: Where’d you get it from?
Me: A friend brought it to school once and she FILLED it with milk and cream and stuff.
Nick: Oh, I can fill you with milk and cream if you want.
Me: I’m not interested in the devil’s nectar, sir.