its true – Mégane à trois

Me: Are rabbit pupils round or elongated?
Aly: Round, I think
They don’t have devil-eyes like goats
Me: You know the devil is supposed to have goat eyes, not the other way around, right?
Aly: That’s what the goats want you to think

A child could kill me in my sleep and I wouldn’t have the legal right to kill him back.

Aly, explaining why she doesn’t trust children (via tokiro07)

Your ‘cute girl’ is laying down on the bench in front of the library. How manic pixie dream girl of her.

Aly, mocking me at every turn (via tokiro07)