Tag: joey

Me: Well, you know, apples are potatoes of the sea.
Joey, unreasonably angry: POTATOES ARE APPLES OF THE EARTH, ALY! THAT’S LITERALLY THEIR FRENCH NAME! POMME DE TERRE! APPLES OF THE EARTH! WHAT THE F U C K
Me, very afraid: Hoyl shit

phoneus:

someone: [presenting misinformation about a special interest of mine that I have an unhealthy obsession with researching]

me, internally: aw jeez, stay cool. stay cool. you WILL look like a know-it-all. just don’t. don’t do it. stay cool.

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me: [voice cracking] Actually,