help-mywife: help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
telnaga: when a mutual suddenly gains a niche super-interest i cannot follow at all but i support them
mute-mod: “THE GRINCH IS GOING TO BE THE NEW ONCELER EVERY1 WILL WANT TO FUCK HIM I’LL KMS IF IT’S THE ONCELER FANDOM ALL OVER AGAIN”
thereyloverse: god fuckin damnit can y’all stop with this “my ship is more progressive than yours so choke” i don’t ship things because i’m thirsty for the most woke points™ so get over yourselves honestly.