
THE END IS FAR AWAY!
5u5:
im a simple woman. i see a post, i like it. i pretend tumblr didnt just recommended sweet potato cock for the 48th time.
it seems like everyone i follow on tumblr is posting copious amounts of dragon age, and i feel it is pertinent to say that i’ve seen a lot of things: an ostensibly traitorous egg person, a horrific bull human hybrid, romantic british redcoat dances, pirates, magic, violence, soft porn of every orientation combination, sad white haired anime elves…yes, i’ve seen it all. what have i not seen? even one single dragon.
anyone: behaves slightly inappropriately towards my friends
a sword: suddenly materialises in my hands
it’s been ages since I played the first game but this is what happened right
Literally me
They nailed it.