Tag: LOL

lilmisscopypaster:

baking-accident:

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

“Cave Johnson here, 

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”

gray-firearms:

bisexualhoe:

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

Fight me to while you’re at it homie

binchhhhhhhhhhh:

deepspacepirate:

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do