russdom:

loafed-beans:

ivan-fyodorovich:

bort-the-champion-of-bears:

red-faced-wolf:

bort-the-champion-of-bears:

red-faced-wolf:

alotteofchar:

bort-the-champion-of-bears:

not-whataburger-official:

loanwonder7476:

March just means I get free pancakes and omelettes for life!

I’d starve

Starve to death

I’d be ok for a month or so and then off myself

IHOP makes good pancakes but that’s it

Bro I love IHOP. Get scrambled eggs with cheese and hash browns. Mix them together. Some bacon on the side and save the pancakes for last

Which one are you

Fucking subway

hey me too

why wait for starvation when we could just shoot ourselves with our matching webleys

I’d rather starve to death than have to eat Mickey Ds for the rest of my life

Arbys…. At least it isn’t August.

I’d get fat as hell eating nothing but Burger King, but those Hershey Pies are fucking worth it

itsallavengers:

probsjosh:

stream:

jchamphero:

zooweamama:

stream:

dorkasaurus-spiritus:

parks-and-rex:

kevinburnsred:

stream:

“But, you see, it was just fate that you survived it…you had one last golden egg to give.

always thought that Obadiah looked like Thanos

*pants nervously* OHhhhhHHHHHhhH lordieeeee

I’ve also noticed that both of them have a similar line in their movies

Obadiah: I never had a taste for this sorta thing, but I must admit, I’m deeply enjoying the suit.

Thanos: fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe, but this? Does put a smile on my face.

Obadiah didn’t die in the arc reactor explosion but instead was warped to Titan memory wiped and grew into a big purple man

okay but….

The theory grows

russdom:

amalgamasreal:

trilllizard666:

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

Lmfao

i-am-a-fish:

waxydoll:

i-am-a-fish:

lifescrewsallofus:

i-am-a-fish:

teardropsonthemoon:

i-am-a-fish:

lit-fuccer:

i-am-a-fish:

nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

Steven Universe spoilers!

I’m honestly glad that tons of ppl seem to be finally joining me on the “Rose Quartz is awful” train

Like, I’ve disliked her for a long long time, ever since We Need to Talk, when it became apparent (to me) that she viewed Greg as an object, or a pet. Calling him “entertaining”, consistently referring to him as just a “human”. Despite all her efforts to try and connect with humanity, they were always below her, and even if she talked endlessly about how beautiful and amazing humanity is, it was always kinda obvious that she thought of them as lesser.

She was always kinda condescending when it came to talking about humanity, despite constantly singing it’s praises.

And more and more, with all the new information we get about her, she sounds worse.

Rose, to me, seems entirely selfish on the inside. And now that we know that Pink Diamond DEMANDED a colony, DEMANDED an army, and then decided suddenly that she didn’t actually want to kill or hurt humans; now we know that EVERYTHING is her fault.

Her rebellion was rebelling against a problem SHE created, and thousands (millions? idk) of gems died because of it.

Pink Diamond was a brat. And Rose never lost that selfishness.

Becoming Steven seemed like an entirely selfish act, to me. She didnt seem to actually care about how it would affect the people around her when she disappeared. And NOT ONLY would she disappear, they’d have the responsibility of a human child’s life, which is a huge, huuuuge responsibility to take on when you’ve suddenly lost the person who would always lead you.

Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst were almost entirely dependent on her. They weren’t independent. Pearl gave up her entire life (her entire “purpose”) for Rose. Garnet was cast out, alone, only able to fend for herself when Rose took her in. Amethyst was abandoned and literally was a little jungle child before Rose found her. 

None of them knew jack shit about humanity. None of them really knew the proper way to interact with humans. Their best guide for how to do that was Rose, and she disappeared for her own satisfaction. 

I don’t think Rose ever viewed anybody as actual people. I dont think she ever viewed Pearl as more than “her” Pearl, even if she tried. Pearl certainly never left the head space of Rose being her Diamond. She still worshiped the ground Rose walked on. Garnet was another “entertaining” or “interesting” or “fascinating” object. Sure, Rose gave her the freedom to be Garnet instead of Sapphire and Ruby, but there was still that “look at this shiny new toy” feeling to it. We don’t know a lot about her relationship with Amethyst but I can’t imagine it’s much different.

And now we know that she was LYING to pretty much all of them! She was feeding them these stories about Pink Diamond and how terrible all of the Diamonds were and pretending she was fighting some big bad villain when everything was because of her demands in the first place.

Rose has always seemed shady to me. She seemed like a bad person trying desperately to, at best, be a good person, or at worst, trying to make everyone around her think she was a good person. 

Joey: I feel like I’m gonna puke.
Me: But you won’t, so it’s okay!
Joey: Aly…you’re…such a fucking sweetheart. And you need to tone it down.
Me: WHAT! I’m trying to make you feel better!
Joey: Yeah but I want pity. I want, like, “aww sweetie it’s gonna be okay” and you’re giving me “you’re not gonna puke so shut the fuck up”.
Me: I’m not!! I’m telling you the reasons why it’s gonna be okay!
Joey: Without saying “it’s gonna be okay”.
Me: I SAID THOSE EXACT WORDS!
Joey: …Did you?
Me: YES!
Joey: …All I heard is “you’re not gonna puke.”
Me: FUCK YOU!