Tag: long post

I just had a fucking revelation while trying to sleep. I just gotta tell somebody but Joeys already asleep so y’all gotta deal with it.

I’ve always kinda wondered how an anime adaptation of Hatoful Boyfriend could work. The fact that they’re birds would probably make some parts of the story difficult to adapt in a serious way. Plus, everyone likes the human appearances, so they fans would probably want them included. But how do you show the human forms, while retaining their bird qualities and allowing them to do things like fly, molt, etc?

Fuckin Yuri Kuma Arashi did almost exactly that. The characters switched so rapidly between human and bear and it was often not fly addressed. It was just what they did. Plus they had their weird magical-bear-girl forms that was like a halfway point, what was that even about

So it CAN be done. We have at least one example!

russdom:

ariaofdoom:

the-armed-utahn:

humanityissstrange:

mistermustachiogmc:

jakenbakery:

Your teeth are not what they seem. So look away: they, too have, teeth.

Your teeth are gone when you look away. Repent: They too, have teeth.

The Caves, cannot reach you. Sleep well. They’ll whisper you your fate.

The caves are gone when you look away. Repent: They too, have teeth. 

The obelisks plot revenge. So look away: they’ll plot your fate.

“The Secrets do not know you. Prepare: they come over faster”

That is the least ominous statment ever.

The crows do not know you. Prepare: they too, have teeth.

i love looking at house listings, mostly bcus i like fantasizing about living in all the different places i look into. i like imagining what to do with each room, etc.

but also, sometimes i get to laugh at some of the kinda weird pictures

like this, what i can only assume is called “the zebra prison”

or the “unnecessarily creepy, lonely and dimly-lit toilet in this otherwise fancy bathroom”

or the “tiki and jester mask collection because we all need a thousand pairs of eyes watching us at all times”

and let’s not forget the “unsettling statue overlooking your dinner table (at least i REALLY hope its just a statue)”

a list of things i’m looking forward to, to try and cheer myself up:

  • behind the mask sequel (probably) in pre-production
  • edge of tomorrow getting a sequel
  • book of life getting a sequel
  • trick ‘r treat 2 is in limbo but might still happen
  • season 3 of preacher this year
  • season 9 of archer this month
  • season 13 of always sunny…eventually
  • santa clarita diet will probably get a season 3
  • season 2 of tiger & bunny someday
  • season one of ap bio isn’t over yet so i still have that to enjoy
  • otakon
  • i’m gonna learn to drive aT SOME POINT
  • another game by team salvato will probably be announced this year
  • the new game stress level zero is working on, whenever that’ll be released
  • a bunch of horror games that’ll presumably be released eventually: allison road, system shock reboot, scorn, visage, close to the sun, the forest (for ps4, where i can actually play it)
  • maybe future dlc for dead by daylight
  • we gotta learn something substantial about death stranding at some point, right?
  • the last of us 2
  • new fallout games someday, probably
  • a quiet place, rampage, deadpool 2, antman & wasp, the meg, venom, overlord
  • new chapters of gangsta, nozaki-kun, okusan, ojiichan shinanai, gokushufudou, magus bride, yotsuba; updates for cheese in the trap, my giant nerd boyfriend; new videos from catghost, game grumps, night mind; watching gtlive

huh. writing all that out actually helped a bit

teslanik:

aly-san:

joey and i disagreed for a long time about krispy kreme bcus i think it sucks and he would argue with me and say its good, 

and then one day we got free donuts at krispy kreme and he took a bite, looked down at it and went “…huh.”

so idk what changed, but now he agrees with me about krispy kreme (altho he doesnt feel as strongly as i do about it)

and now we’re going thru a similar thing w/ little ceasars. we haven’t eaten it often but i think it sucks and he says its good, but now he’s like “i need to eat little ceasars again to make sure i remember it correctly. i dont want a repeat of krispy kreme” and i find it SO funny

KRISPY KREME IS WONDERFUL

bad opinion, babe

This is gonna be really out there and random, but I feel like I should personally apologize to you. I was lied to and manipulated into thinking you were this crazy, delusional, stalkerish person to one of my now ex-friends, and I feel horrible for falling for that and enabling it. Clearly you weren’t in the wrong in this very… Complicated situation, and I just want you to know that I am sorry for any of the trouble I have caused you.

Alright, this is gonna be a BUNCH of drama and dirty laundry from the last four months aired publicly. I was probably going to make a post about this anyway though. I’m gonna put all of it under a cut bcus it’s gonna be a lot. I have a lot to say about this.

First of all, I appreciate your apology. I never expected to get one. I know who you are, Anon, but I won’t use your name. I don’t know how aware you are of the fact that I know you’ve been stalking me, but I’ve been keeping tabs the same way that you have.

And I’m going to be blunt and say, the person you’re blaming isn’t the only villain here.

He showed me logs of how you reacted to finding out that he and I are dating. You saying “it’s good you’re on the other side of the country, because i don’t know what I’d do.” Implications that you’d hurt yourself, or him, or me.

Do you honestly, wholeheartedly believe he had a choice in how he responded? Would you have accepted him saying “yes, I have a girlfriend, she and I are dating”? Or would you have threatened suicide or something else? Do you think he wasn’t backed into a corner, forced into making up a story to protect either himself, or you, from whatever you were threatening to do?

He didn’t want you to die. He was afraid you would kill yourself if he admitted to dating me. You were his friend and he didn’t want your blood on his hands.

You were abusing and manipulating him. Whether you realized it or not.

I didn’t want to go along with it. I thought he should just be honest, and you’d be fine. Was lying to you the right option? No, probably not. It caused all three of us god knows how much grief. I told him many, many times to just come clean and rip the bandaid off. Lying wasn’t fair to anybody.

It wasn’t fair to him, because he had to keep up a facade of “i’m single and this girl is crazy”.

It wasn’t fair to me, because I had to lie about dating him, I had to pretend my “bf” was someone else, and I had to shoulder the knowledge that I was being watched all the time. Every post I made, all my tags, etc, were being watched by you, and I knew it, and I hated it. I knew you were screenshoting my posts and sending them to him, I knew you were demanding that he block me. It was exhausting and upsetting and frustrating and ENRAGING. Because I wanted it to stop and I couldn’t do ANYTHING about it. I was afraid of how it would affect him. Because, again, if you hurt yourself, it wouldn’t affect me, but it would absolutely weigh on him. I had to put myself aside to make sure he didn’t have that on his conscience.

And, honestly? It wasn’t fair to you, because you thought your friend, someone you trusted, was telling you the truth, when he wasn’t. Bluntly, I don’t like you, but even despite that I know that type of treatment isn’t fair.

You were lied to. Yes. But you cannot pretend that he is the only person at fault here. His choices were “be honest and they kill themselves”, or “lie and keep them alive”. 

I don’t know how serious you were about any of those threats. If you want the honest truth, I didn’t believe them for a second. But he did. And he thought that if he was truthful about dating me, that you’d be dead and it would be his fault.

Thank you for your apology. Honestly, I mean that.

I don’t forgive you. For what you did to him, or for what you did to me. 

But I hope you can move on and get better relationships in your life. 

I hope you can move on from threatening people. I hope you can move on from stalking the people you hate. I hope you can cope better, and I hope you can get better mentally so suicide doesn’t feel like the best/only option.

the-furious-fudanshi replied to your post: GOD i totally forgot about the parrot discourse…

Pleas explain I want to laugh with you.

okay so, the captions on this post are pretty much copied straight from the captions of an oooold post from 2011 of someone reaction to this picture from the movie Jack and Jill. (I actually only found out like, yesterday that it was from that movie lol) And here’s a video of the actual scene. I would post the picture on this post but for some reason I can’t.

Some tumblr user saw the photoset and got angry, presumably thinking it was a real bird, in a real chocolate fountain, and said it was animal cruelty and animal abuse etc. The bird is CGI ofc but they probably didn’t know that

When someone else argued with them, they said the phrase “listen here, cum-slut”, which EVERYONE thought was hilarious, rightfully so. Their response became a meme like the “what did you just say about me, you little bitch?” Navy Seal copypasta

TL;DR Tumblr user freaks out about a CGI bird in a movie and everyone makes fun of them by turning them into a meme