theres gifs from a porno on my dash and its REALLY got some of my kinks but god damn, i just hate so much the expressions the actresses make, they’re so stupid and over the top
fuckin aliens in human skin, i swear
Tag: nsfw talk
Liking girls is hard when your GYN is so fucking cute and you’re literally paying her to fondle your particulars
while watching the censored scene with the visible penetration and first-person fucking i was honestly just sitting there thinking “well this is basically just House Party”
i mean, it took a very drastic turn
but
yknow
hows it goin, dood
so I was initially thinking of getting Agony when it came out for consoles, but after all this censorship controversy I think I’m gonna skip it
that said, i just watched a video of the stuff that was censored, and i can’t help but think some of it is not even remotely on the same level
actual demon-rape-penetration is not even in the same ballpark as “her booty jiggles when she walks”
the booty jiggles are NOTHING why even censor that
i can only imagine that whoever was telling them what they can and cant show saw the booty jiggle first, and said “nah, cant do that”, and THEN saw the full-on penetration, both tentacle and penile alike, and promptly died right on the spot
Im a bad person and i thought a spitroast was happening just by the writing of this post. Not sure whu
i promise you that porn of that already exists lmfao so you’re not too far off
Me: You dingus.
Nick: Shut up. I told you not to call me that in front of other people.
Me: What, is that only for the bedroom?
Nick: Yes. Like, “ohh yeah, right there, dingus!”
Me: Demanding that a girl suck your dick because you provide for her is fucked up. You can’t be like, “I bought you that lobster, the least you can do is let me make you throw it up.”
Joey:
TIL that exposure to semen promotes feelings of bonding between jizzer and jizzipient
via reddit.com
You really gonna uh
Say them words just like that huh
does anyone else find it kinda weird to think about that in the “”“"lore”“”“ (i use that term extremely loosely but I just cannot think of a better word lmao) of Ninja Sex Party, sometimes Ninja Brian and Danny Sexbang bang the same girl? Probably at the same time?
Like, I find it kinda weird to imagine Ninja Brian fucking anybody just considering his personality as the “silent-but-deadly” type but, there are multiple instances of the lyrics suggesting they double team girls sometimes. (”we’ve been giving her fluids”, “you’ll get plowed by ninja brian and me”)
Danny and Brian (it’s so uncomfortable typing this knowing those are their real names) have probably DP’d a girl. That’s so weird to me. I’m picturing them both being balls deep and Ninja Brian NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT WITH DANNY. It’s the stuff of nightmares.
I know I’m putting way too much thought into songs about dicks but idk man
joey’s dad keeps asking me why i have two doctors appointments comin up, because he keeps forgetting that i’ve already told him the FIRST TIME he asked so WE KEEP HAVING THE SAME AWKWARD CONVERSATION
“one’s just a physical and one’s with a nurse.”
and then he says “oh! so it’s probably a woman’s visit thing.”
LIKE, YES, 60-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD-MAN, I’M GOING IN TO HAVE A LADY LOOK AT MY CHOOCH
PLEASE. STOP. ASKING.
Mégane à trois 