Since we cant give pokemon bad names anymore we’re gonna commemorate all the ones whose names i cant legally change anymore or else theyll be lost forever
No but you do and im calling the police
so my mom thought joey and i weren’t having sex
she said “so you and joey are together emotionally, and you and nick have the physical relationship?”
and i just, as a knee-jerk reaction, said “oh, no, joey and i have a physical relationship too”
and both she and joey (sitting next to me) fucking SPUTTERED and only then did i realize how blatantly i said “yeah i’m fucking him” to my own mother, and meanwhile she’s like “oh okay…uh…well as long as you…you know!” and was laughing while buried my face in my hands
but joey is offended that my mom didn’t think we were banging so there’s a lot going on
Mégane à trois 