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isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
No, thats rigor mortis
rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta
You’re thinking of rigatoni
rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations
no, youre thinking of richter scale.
rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans
nah, thats ratatouille
rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents
That’s Remy Buxaplenty,
Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays
you’re thinking of Rickrolling
Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose
no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…
Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
No, that’s Ricky Martin.
Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.
No, that’s Rice a Roni
Rick and Morty is an English rock band formed in London, England in 1962 with lead singer Mick Jagger
No that’s the Rolling Stones.
Rick and Morty is the president of the US that had the Watergate scandal and left office.
No that’s Richard Nixon.
Rick and Morty was the actor who portrayed Dark Helmet in Spaceballs and the inventor in Honey I Shrunk the Kids
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crocodile tears
Sketch, cop Rick.
His name is Simple Rick, but he’s no dummy. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he’d ever create was his daughter.
guess how backk??
“Grandpa’s here”
Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay?
You can keep the apartment, and-and-and uh, the drones.
i watched a show i was 90% sure id hate and accidentally loved it
I’m so dead oh my god
Mégane à trois 