I’m a sexy cheesy daddy
i do not, even remotely, remember naming my Dadsona “Havarti”
Tag: self reblogs
Forgot that was a thing
Aly: Luffy and Ace aren’t actually brothers?
Me: Nah, they’re sworn brothers.
Aly: What the fuck??
So they’re just two buddies who like each other a lot?!
They’re just dudes bein’ dudes?!
Me: I mean, they were also raised together in the same house.
Aly: …
THEN SAY THEY’RE ADOPTED BROTHERS!
Nick: Two M&M McFlurries?
Me: No, Oreo for me, please.
Nick: OREO??? I thought I loved you…
Me:
let’s play “is my dash flooded by nick or by a porn blog?”
it’s a porn blog!!
thanks for playing!!!!
a non-exhaustive list of my favorite memes:
- “IT’S NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER”
- Aaron Paul screaming face
- “NUT” button
- “Delicious. Finally some good fucking food.”
- Spongegar
- “Have you ever heard a soccer ball break a window?” “No.” “W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O ? !”
adding to this list:
- anything drake & josh related (except for “SPHERICAL”, that one’s just okay)
- “scully, you’re not gonna believe this”
- mocking spongebob
- “you used me….FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT”
- honestly, probably any spongebob meme
narrator: [deep, strong voice] ALY, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
me: [softly] talking to my boyfriends
Mégane à trois 