Oh my god i’ve just realized

I want Kevin to become the Steve Harrington of Steven Universe

the kinda dickish, stuck-up jerk that nobody likes in the beginning, but then he gets a baseball bat covered in nails and helps fight of the enemy menace with the help of a bunch of 12-year-olds (while being terrified the entire time), and becomes their big-brother-slash-babysitter figure who teaches them how to have great hair

I’ve never wanted something so badly in my life