that’s me – Mégane à trois

Aly: *whimpering*
Me: You okay?
Aly: Joey…
I took too much cake…
Me: Do you need me t-
Aly: PSYCH!
I’M GONNA EAT THIS WHOLE FUCKIN’ THING, AND THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!
*shoves a huge bite in her tiny mouth*