yep – Mégane à trois

Chibi-Robo: You got a snack!
It’s a BAKAUKE!
Me: It’s a WHAT?!
Aly: Exactly what it sounds like, bitch.
Open up.

you: braid my hair and call me pretty

me:

I THINK THIS HAS TO BE A RECORD FOR THE SHORTEST TIME THE CREATORS HAD TO STEP IN TO TELL THE FANBASE TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. HOLY SHIT.

bidoof:

pokemon cryptid: Living Spiral Cone Shell Thing That Bites Slowbro’s Tail That Clearly Isn’t A Shellder Even Though That’s What The Pokédex Says It Is

Dating sim: Do you want to know what love between two men is like?
Aly: No, I’m here to date them, not see them date each other.
Me: “I want to know what love with ME between two men is like”
Aly: This guy gets it

sasunaru-senses:

year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.